She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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