saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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