we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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