My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
how does that bad decision feel?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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