For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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