i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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