brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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