the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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