i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've blown a few things in my day
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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