There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do vagina's smell?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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