if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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