I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Drunk is a universal language darling
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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