I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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