You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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