That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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