it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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