Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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