I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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