Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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