You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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