i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
