omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Holy shit dude........stairs
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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