So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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