Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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