i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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