He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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