I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
that may or may not have been my penis.
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