Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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