dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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