seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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