You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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