we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Your cock deserves a montage
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
