Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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