Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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