The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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