My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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