He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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