Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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