I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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