4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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