But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
