i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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