How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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