Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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