I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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