So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
two words: eviction party
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
FUCK WHALES
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