remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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