We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
smell my finger.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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