did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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