His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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