i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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