Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We talked him into tasing himself.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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