The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Terrible idea I love it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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