I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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