brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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