the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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