Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We are two peas in an std pod
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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