Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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