I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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